Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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