ADVERTISEMENT

• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move

  Fav 54 877 3357

  share tweet
  

• (802): View more from Vermont

  he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye

  Fav 75 3571 2549

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (941): View more from Florida

  so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow

  Fav 15 3688 857

  share tweet
  

• (602): View more from Arizona

  We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.

  (480): View more from Arizona

  What will that accomplish?

  (602): View more from Arizona

  It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.

  Fav 23 8608 1925

  share tweet
  
• 

  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (607): View more from New York

  Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?

  Fav 31 3295 1124

  share tweet
  

• (916): View more from California

  Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?

  Fav 20 2753 1641

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (847): View more from Illinois

  Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?

  (312): View more from Illinois

  I get to be your mom.

  Fav 11 4058 1728

  share tweet
  

• (509): View more from Washington

  With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again

  Fav 3 1060 1319

  share tweet
  

• (214): View more from Texas

  Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?

  (281): View more from Texas

  If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!

  Fav 16 2685 906

  share tweet
  
• 

  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.

  Fav 5 2146 856

  share tweet
  

• (315): View more from New York

  we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back

  Fav 2 668 1024

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (218): View more from Minnesota

  legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20

  Fav 12 624 1128

  share tweet
  

• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE

  Fav 1 505 401

  share tweet
  

• (254): View more from Texas

  Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.

  Fav 0 222 95

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (303): View more from Colorado

  It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night

  Fav 0 9 21

  share tweet
  

Randomize