Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
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The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
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Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
were you high?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed