North Korea, Best Korea!
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
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You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
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You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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