Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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