Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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