no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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