when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
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Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
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Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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