You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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