id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
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