Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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