then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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