I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
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She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
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I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
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Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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