I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
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