i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
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All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
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It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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