I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
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Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
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So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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