Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
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Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
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There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried