I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Tell her she can't have a vagina
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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