I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
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I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
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I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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