All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Your dad touched me again.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
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I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
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Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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