I don't get it.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
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i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
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I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
This couple is walking their pig around campus