she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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