First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
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Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
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It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
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