i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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