I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
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So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
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God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize