I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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