he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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