when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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