in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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