Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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