At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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