the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
We just shotgunned beers for America
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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