We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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