I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
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she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
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we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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