whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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