is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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