That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
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I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
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I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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