My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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