you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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