This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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