there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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