Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
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