they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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