out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
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Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
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I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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