is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
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Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
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Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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