I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
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