Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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