I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
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