I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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