There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
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I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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