We're facebook friends in real life
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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