How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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