let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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