my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
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defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
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May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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