cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
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that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
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Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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