Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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