sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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