your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
the raccoons are back...
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